SM City Consolacion opens in Cebu

Retail giant SM Prime Holdings Inc. opened its 43rd shopping mall in the country, SM City Consolacion in Cebu, last Friday, June 1.

It is the second of three malls the group wants to have in the bustling province of Cebu.

The mall, with a gross floor area (GFA) of 106,857 square meters, is located on Cebu North Road, Barangay (village) Lamac, Consolacion, Cebu.

It is SM Prime’s second mall in the province, after SM City Cebu, which opened in November 1993 and is 11 kilometers away.

The group’s third Cebu mall will be built on the reclaimed South Road Properties (SRP) area, expected to be opened in the third quarter of 2014.

“We warmly welcome all our valued customers to our newest and second mall in Cebu, SM City Consolacion,” SM Prime president Hans Sy said last week.

“The region of Cebu remains to be a key expansion area for SM malls. This reflects our continued confidence in the prospects of Cebu, given its dynamic population and flourishing business landscape, especially its vibrant export sector, which contributes significantly to the country’s economic growth,” Sy said.

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SM City Consolacion has a leasable area of 57,842 sqm, 89 percent of which has already been awarded to various tenants. The shopping mall’s anchor tenants are SM Department Store and SM Supermarket.

Among the quick service restaurants located in the mall are Jollibee, Chowking, Greenwich, Red Ribbon, Pizza Hut, KFC and Mang Inasal.

Food restaurants serving local Cebuano cuisine such as Chika-an Sa Cebu and Jonie’s Chicken are likewise tenants of SM City Consolacion.

Other mall tenants include BDO, Watsons, Ace Hardware, National Bookstore, Ideal Vision, Bench and Penshoppe.

The mall’s many amenities also include a Cyberzone for tech-related stores; a food court for close to 700 diners; four cinemas, with a combined seating capacity of 1,488; and parking for 700 vehicles.

The company, meanwhile, bared details for its planned mall at the SRP area, recognized as one of the growth areas for Cebu.

The SRP mall “will boast of a gross floor area of 241,600 sqm, making it Cebu’s biggest mall and fourth among SM malls,” the company said.

For the rest of 2012, SM Prime is scheduled to open SM City San Fernando in Pampanga, SM City Lanang in Davao City, SM City General Santos in Southern Mindanao, and SM Chongqing in China.

By the end of this year, SM Prime will have 46 malls in the Philippines and five in China.

Why Man Lives Eighty Years

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When the creator made the world, he wanted to give each person and each animal thirty years to live. He told man, “You will rule over all of my creatures!” You will be young, healthy, handsome, strong and wise!” You will live for thirty years, the same as the animals you watch over.”

It must have seemed wonderful to man to be able to rule over the creatures on the earth. But, he was not happy about only having thirty years to live.

After creating man, God created the donkey. “Donkey,” God said, “You will eat unappetizing food and never be full. You will work for man and carry his heavy loads. People and animals will make fun of you.”

“God,” begged the donkey, “I don’t want to suffer. May I only live ten years instead of thirty?”

Man heard the donkey. “God?” he asked. “May I have the twenty years the Donkey does not want?”

God granted his request but said, “You will use those extra years just as the donkey would have used them.” Man agreed since this would allow him to live to be 50 years old.

Then God created the dog. “You will have to defend everything around you,” God said to the dog. “You will always sense danger even when it is far away from you and bark at everything around you. You will never get enough rest. You will always do more for others than they do for you, and you will always seek to please the men who own you during your thirty years.”

“God, said the dog, “If my life will be so hard, please let me live ten years instead of thirty.”

Man hear the dog’s request and asked God for the twenty years the dog did not want. God granted his request but said, “You will have to to live those extra twenty years just as the dog would have lived them.” Man agreed because he would now be able to live 70 years instead of only fifty.

Then God created the monkey. “You will look like man,” God told the momkey. But, you won’t live like man. YOu will climb trees and jump from branch to branch. You will often act silly and imitate what you see around you in your thirty years.”

“God,” said the monley, “If I must act so silly, I don’t want to live for thirty years. Twenty is enough for me.” Again, man heard and asked for the extra ten years.

God gave the extra years to man, but told him that he would have to live those extra ten years just as the monkey would have lived them.

Man was happy with the extra years the creator gave to him. He lived his life just as God said he would. For the first thirty years of his life man is young and handsome. He is strong and rules over all of God’s creatures on the earth. This is the time most men marry and have children of their own.

Then from thirty to fifty, man begins to worry about acquiring things. He works like a donkey and feels like he can never collect enough of everything around him. From fifty to seventy, man lives more like a dog. He guards the things he has collected. He doesn’t sleep as well and sees dangers all around him. Sometimes, he barks at others without reason. He feels insecure and unprotected.

From seventy to eighty, man’s hands shake. His legs bend. His eyes cannot see well, and he cannot hear as well. His mind begins to wear out and he begins to act silly, just like a monkey. He sometimes even imitates others without knowing why.

Pinoy Twitter Parody Accounts

Fake accounts of famous people have been around since the age of Myspace and the cheesy exchange of Friendster testimonials, but Twitter has proven to be the only social networking site where they can gain a cult following—not because of the desperate naïveté of fans but because they are so much more entertaining than the original.

Running a successful parody Twitter account is not as easy as it sounds. There are a lot out there who think merely coming up with lewd usernames like Gretchen Pukido and tweeting with gay lingo should be enough to get the Twitterverse roaring. Next please. Rather, one has to be familiar with the person or character being parodied. You have to know what to play on. In a sense you have to be better, funnier, like the evil alter ego who emerged from President Noynoy’s “noynoying” or Nora Aunor’s mole.

Here are the Pinoy parody accounts we think you should follow, and those whose trying hard jokes your Twitter feed would be better off without.

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Best of Just for Laughs ( 2011 )

Best of Just For Laugh 2011 on Youtube

‘Kimmy Dora’ faces new challenges

IN 2010, Joyce Bernal and Chris Martinez’s “Kimmy Dora” reconfigured the star system when it became a big hit. It also turned Eugene Domingo, who played the twins, Kimmy and Dora, into a star.

Director Bernal thought one movie was enough, but people kept asking for a sequel. She shares, “Sa sequel, hindi puwedeng pareho lang or less than the original. It should offer something new.”

Promise

In “Kimmy Dora & the Temple of Kyeme,” the twins join their father (Ariel Ureta) on a trip to Korea, his homeland, where one of them has to marry a member of a Sang clan to fulfil a promise made by Ureta. The sisters refuse since they’re in love with their respective beaus—portrayed by Dingdong Dantes and Zanjoe Marudo!

The biggest challenge in filming the “Kimmy Dora” sequel was surviving the bitter cold in the mountains of Korea. Eugene relates, “We shot there at the peak of winter. It wasn’t easy because I had to do the scenes twice since I play twins in it. Gusto kong maiyak sa hirap at pagod!”

The horror element has been incorporated into the story, and a lot of celebrities will be playing cameo roles.

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